Lacrimae vitarum

In the game, the hero(ine) (here a heroine and named Lanai) has a cactus to which she talks about her adventures. So for shits and giggles, here are the Jumi events summarized, complete with their journal entries.

And by "summarized", I mean "described in rather too much detail."

( Something profound should prolly go here. )

RIP VAN WINKLE -- Oh man. Pearl just doesn't get Rip. No matter how curt or rude or scathing Rip could possibly be to her, Pearl keeps regarding her almost like a replacement knight. She just wants to help Rip no matter how much Rip does not want her "help" at all.

DEREK -- adorable. Kind of like a Dudbear, even though she's never actually seen one of those, just pictures.

AMERICA -- YOU DOUCHEBAG. This could be mended someday in the future...in a very distant future. But the bottom line is, you messed with Pearl's knight. And that's bullshit. Also, burgers are gross.

GIYGAS -- helpful and so vague in his words that he might as well be straight from her canon. Pearl is very grateful to him. She's also totally oblivious to how friggin creepy he is.

LADD -- OH GOD SOMEONE KEEP HER FROM MAKING FRIENDS WITH THESE KINDS OF PEOPLE.

DEMYX -- The least terrible person Pearl knows. He offered to teach her music, and she's very excited to learn.

...Pearl needs to get out more.